Short Fingernails
I have Short Fingernails because when I went to England to the tower of London and I went snooping around to look for the crown jewels, when I found them I opened the glass and the guard saw me and told me “When you stop biting your fingernails I will tell the police and you will get arrested” and i didn't want to get arrested so I didn't stop biting my nails.
Brown Eyes
I have Brown Eyes because once when I was walking around the cadbury factory in Dunedin when someone popped out from behind the curtain and knocked me on the head with a hammer. When I woke the person had tied me to a chair with rope and had covered my eyes with chocolate to try and blind me but I ripped the rope off and took the chocolate off and looked in the mirror, my eyes had turned brown.
Big Feet
I have big feet because I am Descended from a long line of English Hobbits. Hobbits were around in the 1200s and Harold the Great (I'm sure youve heard of him, he was one of the greatest hobbits ever) Is my Great x 1000 grandad.
Obsessive about mythology
I am OBSESSED with Mythology because 24 years ago my mother met a guy and she found out he was the Norse god Loki he stayed with her for about 20 years but since god's never stay around long he had a child with her and fled after that. My mum didn't tell me about this until I was 8 because thats the year that I matured the most and could handle her telling me my father was a god. I read books about this because it is basically researching my father's family.
Good Swimmer
I'm a god swimmer because
I once went swimming and the Greek God, Poseidon, Norse God, Njord, Egyptian gods, Nephthys and Sobek and the Roman god, Neptune all gave me the blessing of great swimming and I that made me part fish.
