How to grow Falcon Wings
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to fly or to soar with the birds?Well now you can with these simple instructions
Ingredients:
One Falcon feather
One Troll Bogey
3 Rats tails
6 Worms
11 Frogs Legs
2 Iguana Tails
And the shell of a great great great Grandfather Snail
30L of 300 degree Water
10 Tbsp of Snail Slime
Green Food Colouring
One Bucket Of Vomit
A Cauldron
A Blender
A Metal Spoon
A Blow Torch
A Cool Looking Glass
METHOD
1.)
Put the Iguana Tails, Frogs Legs, Worms, The Shell, Rats tails and Troll Bogey into the Blender until it turns a pink and red colour, Add the Green Food Colouring and the bucket of vomit until it goes green.
2.)
Put the mixture into the cauldron as well as the water and the snail slime. Mix it with the Metal Spoon until it turns purple.
3.)
Heat it with the blowtorch then stir it until it turns blue. Pour it into the cool looking glass then drink.
4.)
Wait for 2-3 hours and little wings will pop up. Soon they will rapidly grow bigger and you will be able to jump off buildings, and not Die.
5.)
How to use:
- Start off on a flat space on some grass.
- Imagine you are a Falcon.
- Open your eyes and see that your wings are flapping.
- imagine your destination and your wings will take you there
DONT!! drink it all at once the side effects may include:
Sweaty palms
Diarrhea
Spewing
Butterfly wings instead
and a small cause of Death
Your fellow potion maker
-Finlay
